How To Tell Her He Is Dead?

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How To Tell Her He Is Dead?
Topic Started: Jan 9 2008, 11:59 PM (356 Views)
Post #1 Jan 9 2008, 11:59 PM	itschahat
Six guys are playing poker. After losing $500 on one hand, Smith clutches his chest and topples over, dead at the table. To decide who's going to tell his wife, his buddies draw straws. Anderson picks the short one. "Break it to her gently," they all urge. "Leave it to me," he says. When Smith's wife comes to the door, Anderson says, "Your husband just lost $500 playing cards." "How much?" the wife yells, eyes blazing. "Tell him to drop dead!" ---------- - Chahat Cool, funny and rude sms messages: http://www.SMSFunOnline.com	Advanced Member Posts: 186 Group: Super Moderators Member #134 Joined: August 27, 2006


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